5 Quick Questions, 3 Perfect Drafts
We'll ask you these 5 questions to create personalized speech drafts that sound like you wrote them:
Running joke about them
“We all know that they're the only person who...”
Their famous phrase or habit
“If I had a dollar every time they said...”
Exaggerated story
“Legend has it that they once...”
What you'll really miss
“But we'll genuinely miss how they...”
Roast-style toast
“Here's to the only person who could...”
Dial In Your Perfect Tone
Adjust the tone slider to match exactly how you want your speech to feel.
Get 3 Unique Drafts
Not just one option – get three personalized drafts so you can pick your favorite and make it perfect.
Draft A
Story-focused opening
Draft B
Emotional emphasis
Draft C
Balanced approach
See the Difference
“I've known [Name] for many years and they're a great person. I wish them all the best in their future endeavors.”
“I'll never forget the summer of '18 when Jake called me at 3am from a gas station in Nevada. 'I met someone,' he said. That someone is now sitting right next to him.”
“I was panicking the night before the wedding. Had my speech done in 8 minutes and everyone thought I'd been working on it for weeks.”
Tips for Your Funny Retirement Roast
Balance humor with heart
The best funny speeches still have genuine emotional moments
Test your jokes first
Run your material by someone beforehand to gauge reactions
Start strong
Open with something that grabs attention immediately
End with purpose
Close with a clear, memorable message or toast
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the AI speech generator work?
Our AI uses the personal details and stories you provide to craft a unique, personalized speech. Simply answer a few questions about your relationship, share meaningful memories, and choose your preferred tone and length. The AI then generates 3 different draft variations for you to choose from and customize.
Can I edit the generated speech?
Absolutely! The generated drafts are starting points. You can edit every word, add your own touches, and refine until it sounds exactly like you. We recommend using the AI as a foundation and then personalizing it with specific details only you would know.
How long should my speech be?
Most speeches work best at 3-5 minutes (around 400-600 words). This gives you enough time to share meaningful content without losing your audience's attention. Our generator lets you choose between short (2-3 min), medium (4-5 min), and long (6-7 min) options.
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